The Beautiful Bland of Paraguay

My friend Anita Krishnan is an amazing musician and wrote this song that so aptly sums up all that Paraguay and the volunteer experience is that I had to share it.
It´s even better when she sings it, but technology being what it is here, the lyrics will have to do for now.

THE BEAUTIFUL BLAND OF PARAGUAY

Where no means no and yes means no
And I´ll be back means no return
With awkward parties, awkward silence,
The social scene´s got lots to learn.

They drink their soda like it´s water,
Brush their teeth just once a year.
Though teeth keep falling, they keep smiling,
Igual no mas, to them, it´s clear...

The men, they cheat. The women gossip,
The food is meat, there ain´t no faucet.
And in the heat, the power goes out so many times.
And the bugs they drive me crazy
And it´s so hot, it makes me lazy,
in Paraguay.

Cook on the floor, breathe in the fumes,
It´s really quite a smell and a sight.
They´d be better off using my house,
which heats up by day and cooks me at night.

Hey, long time! Who´ve you fucked lately?
Wouldn´t quite call that question stately.
In a way, us girls are lucky,
Women don´t care with whom we´re fucky.

The chipa´s hard and dry but not my neighbor´s,
Pays her friends in sexual favors...
For the things she wants like food and clothes and beer.
But who am I to judge, I just sit on my porch, thinkin´...
I´m so lucky to live here.

They sweep the dirt yards and water them too,
Latrine´s may splash you back when you poo (ooh...ooh...ooh)
Diarrhea´s so common it´s hardly diseasy
But oh, oh, oh on a long bus ride, it´ll make you SO uneasy,
YEAH!

Niko, tallarin and terere
Asado, mate, ere´erea,
Mandioca, sopa, and chipa up the guazu
Jopara, who needs a bra...
don´t you just LOVE it where we are?
In Paraguay.

We smile and say ADIOS,
And children love me.
The full moon lights the sky above me,
And people take me in as I if I were their own.
And looking back on what I´ve learned, and who I´ve done, and how I´ve changed,
I call Paraguay my home.

The men, they cheat. The women gossip.
The food is meat, there ain´t no faucet.
And in the heat, the power goes out so many times,
But even with so many things wrong,
Here, I feel like I belong...
In the beautiful...
The beautiful land,
The beautiful bland of Paraguay.




It is all this and more.
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I figured I´d also give the update on my projects:
Summer is finishing up, so camps are done for a while, until July for winter break. The project that my jóvenes decided was to provide tables, benches and food for a comedor (place that feeds meals to street kids), so we´ve combined with my youth group to work on that. I finished a second world map in the community center
Kavichu´i.


We´ve realized that the government cannot be depended upon (who knew?), so the bakery is nixed, but we´ve decided to concentrate on a soap business (detergents, house and body liquid soaps, etc) and I´m starting s series of weekly workshops to teach how to make the products and how to plan and run the business. At my NGO CCAB, we´re planning the 2nd annual awareness walk (you may remember it from last year), but this year is about preventing and stopping child abuse, and we´re combining with other organizations and NGOs to make it national.
English class, english lunches, and the radio program are all still going strong, and I´ve also started teaching spanish to a swedish guy, Emanuel, who is here volunteering with CCAB, as well as a penpal thing with all the spanish classes of a teacher in New Orleans.
And through it all, I´m still squeezing in an amazing amount of social time, parties, Carnaval and Couchsurfers.
Kristen, Anthony, me and Patrik
With my couchsurfers, Patrik and Anthony
Andréa, Liz, Davíd and Charlie
Andréa, Liz and me
Lindsay´s birthday